Tuesday, May 09, 2006

What I learned in law school...

“If you’re a defense lawyer, always take the guy with the mullet.” (jury selection).
“No judge likes to be original. God forbid they have to make their mind up.”
“Your friends laugh at you when you get sued for malpractice. Plus you piss your client off—he might get out of jail and shoot you.”
“You’re in law school. All that’s good in your brain has been crushed.”

(All quotes from Professor Humann's Federal Criminal Procedure)


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